The Kentuckiana Scooter Chronicles is a journal of a man's entry into the world of motorbikes. It also contains product evaluations, reports on regional scooter events, and interviews with various people in the growing worldwide scooter and motorcycle culture.
Monday, March 19, 2012
Dinner
Ballys Casino
Mississippi
Memphis...almost to Mississippi
Wildersville, TN
Nasty weather coming
Adding oil
Oil light
Sunday, March 18, 2012
Bad omens?
Working on the bike
Molly, the Suzuki GS850
Garmin Co. and my Bricked Nuvi 550
The firmware update bricked my GPS! I was pretty irate and wondering what I would do. I need this GPS. Everyone knows how I suck at directions (for the most part) and don't deal well with maps. I called Garmin. It went something like this...
Me: Your update bricked my unit.
Rep: Sorry. If you want to send it in, we can fix it for $99.
Me: No, you don't get it. Your firmware update bricked the GPS. It's not my fault.
Rep: Sorry sir, it's out of warranty.
Me: I know, but your company did this. They should fix it at no charge.
Rep: That would require supervisor authorization.
Me: Good call. Let me speak to your supervisor.
The supervisor was a uniquely helpful individual named Mootz. Yeah, like who can make THAT up? Anyway, he apologized for the 'misunderstanding'. I told him I was going on a trip asap, and needed the unit. He offered to ship me a refurb, send me an email with a UPS label prepaid, and gave me his direct number to call the next day (yes, he shipped the refurb next day air) so I could set up the new unit properly. It all went like clockwork. He did take my credit card info in case I decided not to send back the bricked GPS. I dropped it off at the UPS Store same day of the call/emailed label.
Two notes:
- They are replacing the awesome MapSource software with BaseCamp. It has a bit of a learning curve but I promised Mootz to give it a try in the future. FYI, it's a free download!
- They no longer carry the Nuvi 550, but have a $400 Zumo 220, which is similar but has bluetooth.
Saturday, March 17, 2012
Been commuting
The route in general will be something like this: http://tinyurl.com/87nbsw5
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I will try to post frequently via my phone if I am able.
Wednesday, August 17, 2011
Adding a windshield bag
It came in looking as good as their stock photo. The only problem was that it didn't fit Alice's windshield strap. I had to end up making a bracket to fit it out of aluminum bar stock.
For some reason, I wasn't liking the look of the aluminum. I'm not much on shiny, and if I'd have my druthers, every piece of chrome on the bike would instead be flat black. That's just me... So I got some paint. I found Rustoleum undercoating and thought that would be perfect. The only problem is that it took forever to dry!
I couldn't bring myself to cover the chrome bolt I got at H&S for about $4, so I left it shiny. Here's a picture from a few feet away.
I feel like it looks a lot less obtrusive. No compliments either way on it so far. Here's the before picture, along with my awesome helper:
Here's the after picture. It works just fine (and I've always been more about functionality anyhow).
Friday, August 12, 2011
Does this count as cosmetic damage?
Tuesday, July 12, 2011
Perfect ending...riding the storm out
Sunday, July 10, 2011
Uneventful!?!?!!!???
Parking at school
Friday, July 1, 2011
Hillbilly Hotdogs, Huntington, WV
Saturday, June 4, 2011
My first cruiser breakdown!
Kat and I went out to Thai Orchid for dinner (I had a groupon...). It was pretty good. I got this pad thai stuff and she got some hotter than hell chicken stuff. After that I deciced to take the long way home so started out south on Taylorsville road. I got a couple miles outside of downtown Jtown and all of a sudden I could not seem to shift! I was thinking "oh hell, not again!" remembering about how the jackass I had bought the bike from never gotten any done (in 2700 miles) thus causing me over $800 of clutch repair, and also passing that first 600 mile service on as well. Then I pulled off and saw the whole damn left footboard was pivoting around! It was being held on by only one bolt that swiveled. Instead of the clutch lever moving everything ELSE did!. I saw there was a frame bolt that seemed to be holding on a coolant line bracket so using the wrench included in my handy dandy Suzuki tool kit, I removed that and put it where the missing bolt was so we could get home. Now I know a lot of people would go look for the bolt but frankly they aint got my luck...I had forgotten that Kat was with me! We walked back and there it was...laying in the road! I switched the bolts back, tightened the hell out of it (Suzuki brand 14mm wrench) and came on home. Where before shifting from 1st gear position seemed like a bit of work with about six inches of travel to get into 5th, now a minute little tap up or down changes gears. It will take some getting used to but I think I shall indeed love it!
Thursday, May 26, 2011
Riding the Storm

Sometimes I ride in a group. They don't like to call it a club--it's mainly made up of folks that I don't really have too much in common with. Lately much has been said about riding in the rain, riding at night, riding on the interstate and riding long distances. It's the general opinion that riding is supposed to be done between 7am and 5pm, in good weather on slow back country roads of perfect condition. You should never take your bike out in the rain on purpose, never travel where you may run into gravel or get into a situation where you'd be required to exceed 50-55 miles per hour, stop every couple hours and trailer your bike if it would be over a couple hundred miles.
I've come to learn that riding is also about risk management. I have come to know that if you manage your risk by limiting the experience, you shortchange yourself. I gear up, always wear a helmet, and I am perpetually alert and aware of my surroundings when I ride, but on the other hand, I don't let "what could happen" or "what might happen" dissuade me from this two-wheeled mode of transport I love so dearly.
So I say: "You ride the storm, you become the storm." Once you truly own the experience, it is forever part of who you are.
Friday, May 20, 2011
Marcy's...
Stephenson's General Store
Saturday, May 7, 2011
Derby Cycle in Louisville???
It took like four tries to find the place. All it was--a hand made posterboard sign on what looked like an office suite. Inside (it was unlocked) nothing much was there for sale. There was a couple people there who showed us the shop, but that was all they had and that wasn't really set up yet. Funny thing is I got this email back several weeks ago:
"We have opened our Louisville Store. It's located in the Bluegrass Industrial Park and the address is 11214 Bluegrass Parkway, Louisville, KY 40299. The phone number is (502) 267-7770 . Stop by and see us if you're in the area."
Hah, we stopped by...WEEKS AFTER THE OPENING...and nothing was there.