The Kentuckiana Scooter Chronicles is a journal of a man's entry into the world of motorbikes. It also contains product evaluations, reports on regional scooter events, and interviews with various people in the growing worldwide scooter and motorcycle culture.
Tuesday, March 31, 2009
WKRP Route To and From Finalized!
My new Motorcyle?!?!
Sunday, March 29, 2009
Brazil and Back: Lots of Wind, 75mph, Bad Handling, Bad MPG
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I have determined with over 360 miles of rain and lots of wind at highway speeds (the speed limit was 70mph on I-65 and I-70) that the mpg on the Majesty is not going to be what I had hoped for. I got an average of just over 40mpg pushing a LOT of wind (the handling was crap at 75+mph)
The test on the raingear was also somewhat disappointing. Did I stay dry-as-a-bone? No. Was I completely comfortable? No. My legs got a little wet. My torso was completely dry. The gloves I had got soaked. They were leather gauntlet type gloves, but had a protective rain mitten that was very troublesome to use. When I got to Brazil and took them off, they were so completely soaked that I figured the rain mittens had done nothing. Despite this, I used the rain mittens over my Olympia Gel gloves and got better protection from rain, wind and cold. The gloves just seem to provide mostly warmth, which goes completely out the window when you add any amount of moisture. I'll be looking for better winter gloves (with better rain protection) for next year.
Also, the boots I used, though they protected me completely from the rain, were of no use for warmth. I will find another solution there also. The only thing that performed up to it's sales pitch was the SPUD-6 dry box.
In summary, it was not a good ride. I don't want to be the type of rider who only rides in good weather and pleasant conditions, but I was pretty miserable for 10 of 12 hours yesterday. I think that I need to make some changes, most of which might be my gear, and my comfort level (both of which might be symbiotic) There were points that I was struggling with the Majesty. On that short bit of SR-59 after I got off SR-46, the wind was white-knuckle hard-lean going straight on. There is nothing on either sides but open fields, and the full force of wind hits you like a wall. It was the worst solid non-gust wind I have ever had to deal with. I spent 90% of my riding time yesterday leaning into the wind, and that is no exaggeration. I don't know if the Majesty is suited for interstate travel at 70-80mph. That is disappointing in the extreme, because that was the reason I bought it. I understand part of it is my comfort level. I had thought zipping around the interstates in Louisville at 55 and 60+mph would be enough to make me at home on the interstates, but when you get out and the speed limit is 70, you know people drive 80 comfortably in their cages. I had thought I would easily be able to do the same. It is not easy, and I get 40mpg. In that case, might I be just as easily driving a car with the comfort of an enclosed space, radio, coffee, cell phone??? Gaah! It makes me sick.
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
SPUD-6 on Majesty
SPUD-6 is here
SPUD-6
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The top has a 'hidden compartment' which opens up. Since I don't plan on using this to carry a helmet (though it looks like it might hold a 3/4, and would hold a half helmet easily) the 'wasted space' of the top compartment seems like it will be very useful. I could put bunjies, etc in there, but the sticker warns that this section is not weatherproof.
INSIDE THE 'SECRET COMPARTMENT'
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There is a sliding tray in the top. First I thought I would immediately throw this out, but then it got me thinking--I need more places to store smaller things rather that one huge compartment, so I don't know what I'll put there, but it's bound to be useful.
As you can see, the SPUD-6 is big enough to fit the paperback standing up or lying down--with extra room. It also has a lid which allows a little more height. I am very pleased with this. If the carrying capacity is everything that I need, I may end up building a bracket and not even worrying about an actual top box. I still like the looks of those saddle bags at Derby Cycle though.
PLENTY TALL ON THE INSIDE
SPACIOUS LENGTH AND WIDTH
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The tough handle feels very rugged and strong. No give or flex at all. Same goes for the latches which seal the box tight from water using the internal o-ring seal.
STURDY HANDLES
STURDY LOCKING CLIPS ALSO
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There is a place for padlocks--two of them--on each side next to the latch. To me this is no different than the locks on our top boxes. They can be broken into if somebody really wants to, but it's more of a deterrent than anything else I think.
WHERE THE LOCK GOES
All in all, for a price of $29 plus shipping (UPS Ground which took only one day to get here) I am pleased with my temporary cargo solution. I will have to see how it looks on the Majesty, then see how it does with organizing and holding what I need it to. I suspect it may work better than I first thought... If I am pleased, it may end up being a permanent solution!
Tuesday, March 24, 2009
Ride with Friends
Reply from Lois Pryce
Almost 55MPG!
Today after work, the ride is open for Jefferson Memorial Forest. It's the best riding close to here, so that's why. I'm supposed to meet at the DQ on Fairdale Road shortly after 5pm. I don't know if anybody will show, but there is one fellow who is a motorcycle distance rider from WAY out of town that I met on the LD Rider forum. We spoke on the phone, and he is going to see about making it over. We also might have lunch on Thursday while he is still in the area.
Sunday, March 22, 2009
Route to WKRP Rally
Bunjie Mounts
I want to find some swivelly way to tuck them in when not in use, then bring them out when I need them. Still, they don't look too bad and I can adjust them back and forth but if I do it too much, they will get loose. Also, the bolt that mounts them in...especially the ones in front...its a real b*tch to tighten. You have almost zero clearance even with an offset screwdriver.
12 volt outlet install
Here's the SAE connector which can be used for charging and maintaining the battery using the Battery Tender also, if needed.Here's the switch I wired into the circuit. It's placed inside the under-seat storage area. I might work at mounting it a little more securely later, but I wanted to make sure it works first...
...and it does work!
Friday, March 20, 2009
1/2 tank...90+ miles / Cleaning
Since the mud issue yesterday, I went home last night, washed and waxed the bike. I'm not really a person who waxes a lot, and never really for the visual aspect. I only did it to protect the paint some. I swear it. I used regular Turtlewax paste. I even use it on the shield, and it makes rain bead like a mother. I am serious! What I didn't like is the way it clouded up on the grain of the dash, handlebar trim, etc. I'm never doing that again. I had to used a wet rag and then rub it dry right after that (sometimes multiple times) to get it off. Also, Turtle Wax likes to sink in where ever there's a crack or crevice and leave a mint green bit of hardening goo there. I had my Swiss Army knife out--the screwdriver and put the blade inside of the cloth and ran that into the trim crevices to get all the limegoo out. Not something I really want to repeat again, because it was a PITA. I have these detail wipes that I can use inbetween washings if there are spots that start looking really bad. Last time I washed the Roketa, I took it up the street to the car wash and just used the sprayer, but didn't pull the trigger so it was relatively low-pressure.
What do you use to clean bugs and goo off your plexi windshield??? The warning about "CAUTION: CLEAING WITH ALKALINE OR ACID CLEANER, GASOLINE OR SOLVENT WILL DAMAGE WINDSHIELD." and "USE NEUTRAL DETERGENT" kinda scares me. I'm even a little worried to use standard glass cleaner, a lot of which has ammonia, I think. That's the stuff that smells good in enclosed spaces and makes you really happy, right???
The SPUD-6
Wednesday, March 18, 2009
48.48MPG
Jefferson Memorial Forest or War Zone?
JMF looked a little like a war zone due to the ice storm we had (which was followed by a wind storm!) I went down Wierd Road, which was ironic in the fact that many people have said I've been riding that road for over 30 years... I do know that at the end of Wierd Road is a Big Nasty Dog with Sharp Teeth and a Mean Bark. Sources say drive slowly until they get really close to your meat, then wrench that throttle. I'm here to tell you: It works! Primitive brains don't handle the concepts of velocity and accelleration I guess...
Monday, March 16, 2009
A 44-46.65 MPG Weekend
44-46--almost 47mpg. Its creeping up as time goes on. I rode out to
Derby Cycles in Shelbyville on Saturday. It was rainy and cold, but I
was a little past the mark on the 600mi initial service (which
translates on Lois to an oil change). Shelby there is a nice guy.
They have some really cool gear I want to get, so I will be back soon.
I'm glad I finally had a chance to go into the store. I will give
him the majority of my service business, and probably get a lot of my
gear there too. His prices are fair and he seems to have a ton of
stuff in stock. His service rate is $65 per hour which is from what I
have found pretty good. He has a HUGE selection of Powerlet products
to hook up any electric farkle you want. He seems to have about any
Gerbing product for keeping you warm. Tons of gloves and helmets on
display, many scooters, bikes, and all the gear for them. On my want
list are: Gerbing vest or at least glove liners; really nice textile
saddle bags; Powerlet 12v outlet; a new balaclava. He has those
little cargo nets for your bike in any color you can imagine.
Sunday I said 'heck with it' and went out to Hoosier National Forest.
I had been wanting to do a long-haul out there with a group of folks
for a while, but could never get takers on a good day, so as a
last-minute decision, I just plowed down 64 to the Sulphur exit and
rode thru the Forest. It was a little cool and I stopped a couple
times to warm up. Next time I want to leave a little earlier, but I
had time to see a few things.
The first stop was the Ole Country Store in Sulphur. This place was
really cool. It was run by this feller in a Broaster Chicken apron
who was polite, let me sit in his store to drink my coffee and eat a
quick candy bar. While I was there, a local gardener came in from
working on his 'mater seedlings. He said he'd already sold 4 trays
today. The ball game was on (I'm not much of a basketball fan so I
didn't see who) and they were chatting idly about it when a group of
folks came in. The gardener said "prolly just looking for a bathroom"
but the man who came in looked like a farmer himself, and ordered
coldcut sandwiches, which the owner cut to order and put on fresh
white bread from a bag. This was the kind of place that people hang
out. He had a gas area stove with a pipe vented to the outside wall
that kept the place warm. Shelves stocked groceries and some
hardware. There was more cool stuff hanging on the wall behind the
counter...not like fashion lighters you see in today's Superamerica,
but like leather straps for tethering your pocket watch. Neat place.
If you're ever running thru there, I suggest you stop in. They have a
line of chairs at a windowside shelf-table where anyone is welcome to
sit and eat, and shoot the bull.
I checked out Indian-Celina Lake Campground which is a really nice
camping area I rode through scouting out where I might take the kids
this summer. From what I saw, it is isolated enough and has the lakes
to enjoy as well as lots of hiking trails. That's about all we'd be
there for. The whole area has various campgrounds and parks which
seem to have at least one or places where you can set your boat down
in the water. In fact, I saw a lot of fishing going on today.
Speaking of Indian Lake, there is also an Indian Creek in the area
(which I seem to remember riding over). Funny story... My Uncle Bill
who lived in the area (It's the type of area where you don't say "I
live in XXX city, or XXX town", you say "I live in Crawford County"
Well anyway, Uncle Bill said to me one day "Let's go fishin'". As a
boy I was always up for fishin'. On the way out the door, my stepdad
Jack says "You boys bring anything back, and I'll clean it for you."
In the pickup, Uncle Bill says to me with a smile on his face "We'll
show ol' Jackass." which is what he called him to get his goat.
Seems Uncle Bill (who did not live in a town, but a whole county) knew
of this little spillway off of Indian Creek that had good fishin'.
Come to find out, it had REALLY good fishing! We had one altercation
with a cotton mouth, but other than that, you put a cricket on your
line and before the bobber gets settled---BAM! You've got a fish.
They were only bluegill, but they were as big as Uncle Bill's hand.
We pulled out 60 of them, and Jack was up after midnight cleaning 'em.
After a while of the twisties, I wanted to go to Tell City. I don't
know why, I have just always liked the name. So I set the GPS and
noticed I didn't have much time for wandering, so I decided to chart
thru Tell City, over into Kentucky and home that way. After a while I
started seeing signs that said there was a prison nearby and "DO NOT
PICK UP HITCHIKERS". When I saw the sign for the Branchville
Corectional Facility, I just had to go down the road and see it.
Well, the sign is all I took a picture of because of two reasons. The
first is other than the fence with razorwire, it didn't look much like
a prison. The other is that guards were looking at me, and I was
pretty sure they had guns. I didn't stay long. I rode on in to Tell
City (named I believe after Wm Tell--the guy who shot the arrow that
was placed on his son's head). I got some cash at an ATM and went to
the gas station. Since I'm figuring my MPG, I wasn't ready for gas,
but I had to use the facilities. I bought a soda, drank it outside,
and rode on. I plotted the GPS to take me into Kentucky and the
bridge was 30MPH two-lane. That was nice for a change from
Louisville's mega-bridges. It's the little bridge that crosses from
Cannelton, IN to Hawesville, KY. Hawesville looks like a place frozen
in time. It's a small town, and it felt nice to ride thru there.
I headed for home down US-60. I had forgotten it runs though
Irvington. The first time out this way, I went with my friend
Heather. She was getting hungry and I couldn't find anything on the
GPS to eat other than fast food, so we saw a preacher coming out of
the back of the church (this was around noon or 1pm) and he said they
always go to The Green Valley Restaurant in Irvington after church.
He highly recommended the place. With a Name and Town, GPS picked it
up quick, and we ate there. Sure enough, he showed up later and waved
hello. This time, I did not get the buffet because I didn't have much
time. I hear people come from miles around (literally) for their
buffet and I would believe it. I did get a great Chuckwagon sandwich
though! After The Green Valley Restaurant, I beat it home quick. I
was getting low on gas though and needed one more stop before
Louisville. I just did a quick pay at the pump at a little BP on
US-60, then it was past Camp Carlson onto 31W, through Fort Knox and
then onto the Gene Snyder home. I did not (for once) stop at Dodge's
on 31 to get chicken or a deep-fried corn-on-the-cobb. I didn't have
the time.
Overall Lois did really well. The only thing I'd complain about was
cramped knees (that I could alleviate some by switching foot position)
and her gas mileage. If I could get into 150 miles per tank, I would
be happy. The last two times I stopped (when it was flashing low and
I had to stop) I was right around 129 miles.
Sunday, March 15, 2009
Hoosier National Forest
Friday, March 13, 2009
42.27mpg
for. Perhaps after manditory service tomorrow, it will do better...
Still, it's not quite halfway thru break-in period. Also, note to the
wise: Do not run your scooter on 1/4 a tank until it starts to cut
out on you. Not good at all!
This weekend is still calling for rain. I don't give a whit. I'm
still going to ride SOMEWHERE. I can't take it. This is my
anti-depressant au naturale. I need to go.
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
Rain!!!
Monday, March 9, 2009
Wiring up the 12 volt outlet for GPS
Chinese scooter. It's not in a difficult location, but the access
panel is made in such a way that you think you are going to break it
getting it off. The little plastic pins that hold it in (partly)
don't want to go back in right after removal. I've read where some
people lost that body panel because they trusted the plastic pins. I
finally got to the battery and I rounded out the phillips head
positive battery terminal bolt trying to get it out. That thing was
in there tight! In the end, I had to whittle out a small peice of
plastic on the battery so that I could get a socket in there to break
it loose. I replaced it with one from the MC-54B which has a much
easier access and also plenty of room to work at the battery. I put
in the ring terminal leads and drilled a small hole from the battery
compartment to the trunk (which is just the other side) to run the
wires into the trunk area. I also want to put in a toggle switch so I
can turn it off. On the other end, I'm looking for the perfect
solution. It will probably be a powerlet socket eventually. I'm
still a little concerned about that body panel. I read on
majestyusa.com what I believe might be a good solution. It's to use
those plastic drywall anchors (that expand when you insert a screw
into them). I might try that for a little extra peice of mind. I put
the original plastic pins in there (the kind where you have to push
the button in the middle) but the little button did not pop back out
when they were inserted. After that I pulled them back out (easily)
and put in large screws. The final fubar was when I removed the
passenger seat, I dropped the bolt down into the bike somewhere. It
will likely rattle out (or already has). I have a screw holding that
in, but need to replace it with the allen-head bolt asap. Now if I
can just figure out what SIZE.
Friday, March 6, 2009
Gusting to 29MPH
that Jim, Ralph and I rode through last season!) or the Majesty
doesn't take sidewind as well as the Roketa MC-54B (also something I
can't imagine). I was getting a little hammered on the way to work
this morning. I was at 60-70mph indicated (which means probably
55-65mph from the last time I checked the speedo with GPS) and it was
pretty bad. When I stopped on the way home yesterday to drop off a
Redbox movie this lady asked me "Isn't it pretty hard to ride that in
this wind?" and I white-lied to her "Not really. Once you get used to
it, you don't even notice it." I always speak only positively about
scootering to the non-believer/cager-infidels. We need more of them
to be on 2-wheels. There is strength in numbers. And besides, I
really did find that after a while of riding in those winds in the
fall--the ones that took down trees and electric lines alike--it
didn't really seem like much with gusts up to 40mph or so. Upon more
reflection, surely I am just not used to it...
Thursday, March 5, 2009
MPG update
Morning Ride, Patches, Route to WKRP
Wednesday, March 4, 2009
MPG on the Majesty
Tuesday, March 3, 2009
The Screamer
It is a knockoff of the Xena alarm made by a company called Xeron. How funny is THAT? The package says it's made in India, but there is no manufacturer's stamp on the metal. Still, it should work ok, it fits, locks and the alarm is just an added bonus. I haven't used it seriously yet. Nobody screws with my bike at home or work, and I don't stay in any other place long enough to give an opportunity.